Preheat oven to 350°.
Line sheet pan with parchment and place bacon strips without overlapping them.
Bake until crispy, 20 to 22.
Meanwhile, make dressing: In a small jar, add garlic, vinegar, mustard, salt and pepper, and oil and, with a tightly fitted lid, shake until blended.
Keep in fridge until ready to serve.
In a large non-stick skillet over medium heat, melt butter.
When it begins to bubble, fry eggs until whites are set and edges are crispy but yolk is bright yellow and runny, 3 to 5.
In a larger platter or bowl, toss kale with dressing.
Top with Parmesan, avocado, croutons, a fried egg, and bacon.