Trim the sprouts, discard any tatty outer leaves, then cut in half.

Place cut side down in a single layer in a large dry non-stick frying pan on a high heat, and char for 5 minutes.

Meanwhile, peel and finely slice the garlic.

Crush the pistachios in a pestle and mortar.

Halve the pomegranate, squeeze the juice of one half through a sieve into a bowl, then hold the other half cut side down in your fingers and bash the back of it with a spoon so all the seeds tumble out.

Stir the sliced garlic into the sprouts with 1 tablespoon of olive oil and a couple of splashes of water, then cook for 1 more minute.

Divide the cottage cheese between your plates, spoon the gnarly sprouts on top, then sprinkle over the pomegranate seeds and pistachios.

Drizzle over the pomegranate juice and 1 tablespoon of extra virgin olive oil, sprinkle with a pinch of sea salt and black pepper from a height, and serve.

Delicious.