I can’t believe malls are still a thing. I mean, I know they’re not as big of a thing as they used to be (thank you, Internet), but who actually enjoys visiting public places with hordes of loud and obnoxious people dressed in what are essentially pajamas with tattered tennis shoes? As someone whose favorite thing in the world is when passengers get shushed in the quiet car, that person is not me. Though I’ll certainly make an exception for “loud and obnoxious” when it comes to orange chicken samples served aggressively on toothpicks. But when even this gets annoying and tiresome and simply not worth the trek to the burbs, here’s a recipe that anyone can make within the confines of their home.