Overly optimistic people really freak me out, but finding myself in the mere presence of salted caramel can have me believing that the earth is flat and global warming is a hoax invented by the Chinese. Mix that with hot fudge and dump it on ice cream, and you’ll have me believing that I should change my career to motivational speaker—a far departure from my typical request for a giant meteor to hit planet Earth. Moral of the story: Salted caramel has the power to make you believe there is literally nothing wrong in the world. If only it didn’t have the calories.