Parsley aside, I can go through the holidays without eating a single vegetable. Instead, my diet consists mostly of sugar cookies, sometimes in the shapes of vegetables like Christmas trees (a reach, I know) and holly (an even bigger reach), but definitely nothing green. Except green frosting. Okay, so maybe I’ve actually found a way to say I eat my greens and vegetables during the holidays? Now that you’ve got a feel for how my brain operates, you can a) pity what my parents went through during dinnertime when I was a child; and b) justify your excessive sugar cookie consumption with this tried-and-true brown-butter recipe that is scrumptious year-round. Just be ready to embrace your inevitable spot on the naughty list, which, honestly, is the more fun place to be.